Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
*dies so hard, never recovers* why did someone have to write the funniest thing ever now nothing will ever be funny enough. :c
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Cosmo why you so good at sex?!
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My submission would be more like: Whisper ‘well done Draco’ every time your man achieves something in life. Even if it’s...
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